We've figured out the key to Obama's success....PIZZA! As if we all need another reason to eat pizza, this is the reason Obama won last night. No, we're serious! So, if you noticed in our first Obama kicks butt post, you'll see the pizza box on the floor where we were watching the CNN coverage on the internet. Last night, we were watching MSNBC to watch the final results roll in and again, Obama wins! Now we gave some serious thought to this coincidence and we truly feel that coincidence it is not. In fact, we didn't actively think about it until after he won and Emily casually joked, "it's the pizza." But the more we thought about it, it makes sense. Here's why:
Point #1: We were not eating pizza when Obama lost any of those ridiculously stupid places that call themselves states, but are in fact cesspools of ignorance.
Point #2: Compare and Contrast the two awesome states that have actual intelligent life.
Iowa
* watched via the web
* coverage by CNN
* sat on the floor
* ate Sal's Supreme Pizza
South Carolina
*watched via cable TV
* coverage by MSNBC
* sat on the couch
* ate Sal's Supreme Pizza
And the only comparison is: Sal's Supreme Pizza!
So, although there are no Sal's by any of you, we implore you to eat a supreme pizza on Super Tuesday in support of Obama. Please, for the love of all that's good, eat pizza!
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Eat it up Obama lovers!
Obama Victory Speech in South Carolina
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Hmmm, there might be something to this. We ate pizza watching the Iowa returns but have to admit we were cooking spaghetti sauce during S. Carolina's. I guess we could call him a "hot tomata!" Pizza it will be!
In what way is South Carolina NOT the biggest cesspool of ignorance among the states listed? Seriously. I fear you're getting your hopes up.
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